Ermahgerd! Er Blerg!

Hello, I'm Marcus. I'm a Christian, Guitarist, Drummer, Blogger, Re-blogger, Eater, Fanboy and Comedy Prodigy. Fan of Music, Jack White and Everything Third Man Related, Dave Grohl, TV Shows, Video Games, Comedy, Memes, Podcasts, the Nerdist World and other stuff.

Praise For Marcus:

"You wouldn't need a bra if you just did exercise" -- His Father

"I wouldn't sing if I was you" -- Childhood Bestfriend

"You can eat a cheeseburger in less than a minute? That's impressive!" -- A random person I met at a party one time

"How did you fail the L's test twice?! Is it even possible to fail? Once, yea, that's probably acceptable, but twice? Were you high or drunk?" -- Everyone